A good one from a survey by the Association of British Travel Agents revealing 20 of the most ridiculous complaints by holidaymakers:

A tourist at a top African game lodge overlooking a water hole, who spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel “inadequate.”

Read more in Tripatini contributor Velimira Velikova´s post "The Beach Was Too Sandy": 20 of Travelers´ Most Ridiculous Complaints.