No, mercenaries have not overrun the Chinese lines, and there are no soldiers from the Mersey or the Thames or the Thyme. No bombs have been launched; no shots have been fired. No casualties have been reported; the hospitals are not full. And if any negotiations have taken place, it's been within tourist (and drinking) circles, not political ones. You see, we're not talking about normal society here. We're talking about an alien life form—visa runners.
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