SWARM
Sources close to Santa Claus say that this year the Jolly Old Elf one wants to enjoy a sunny Christmas on the beach, so he’s put his elves to work packing his bags with everything needed to enjoy a few days in Miami as he sleigh-flies along Florida’s coast: a Hawaiian shirt, a convertible at the door of his hotel… and it’s rumoured that he’s even rented a boat to tour the bay.
And it’s not hard to figure out why Santa has chosen Miami as the main stop during his Christmas trips: this year
